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Thursday 8 January, 2009
 23:12 | 6/Mar/2008 |  1 Comment(s)
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understanding girls

Okay so this one is specially for guys and is based on my experince.The reason why I am sharing this with you because some incidence are very embracing but a group of embracing incidences  is called experience. Now coming back to the point so I am going to share my trial of understanding the women’s mind .

 

So for my experiment the apparatus required was something very easily available GIRLS .so after the selection of 3 girls (whom I thought were my girl frnds) I proceeded forward.

For the first few days I did nothing but tried to notice similarities between there habbits, likes and dislikes. You will be surprised to know that only thing that was common between them was PINK. all of them like pink(gosh I don’t know what’s wrong with these girls I just thank the Indian cricket team for having blue dress otherwise our completion would have been a very tight one).

 

So the habits of the girls were like the following

Girl one

She was a fundoo girl .complete tomboyish nature but very good at heart and yes body(although while talking abt the heart I didn’t meant abt the inner portion but I was talking abt the way it looked from above as if I was ever interested in inner heart).

A girl worth having as a girl frnd if u want to show off In ur grp.

 

Girl two

 Well what I should say about this girl. By looks a cute kid dish face with grt smile.ahh nut a bad one to show off with .a bit possessive yet cool girl. Frankly saying a girl ur can introduce to ur sisters and mother as a good frnd of yours.

 

Girl three

Now that’s a hot chick I am talking about. a girl to have with you on bike. Looks were breath taking but only problem with this girl dude a bit expensive to have her.

 

So these were my three apparatuses .now coming to the experiment

 

ON VALENTINES DAY

It was Valentines Day so and like usual days I was out of money (a common problem with guys).so I just bought a pink teddy and tossed abt the girl who will be getting that. and the lucky girl was girl one. so I gifted the teddy to  her(not that I didn’t had plan for other two ,just like many others I was going to forward the gifts I was about to have).so as I gifted it to her she kept it aside but for a complete one hour she kept commenting that I just wasted the money. And she gave me a card. (That’s it dude the teddy was a bit expensive and she was supposed to gift me something, now what will I forward??)

Silly girl.

 

So I went to a couple of frnds and borrowed some money and got another pink teddy (now that was coz I knew that girls like stuff toys and pink and that was the only thing I knew)so the girl two she loved the gift I got a kiss in return(man a gud one indeed) also she gave me a bracelet a mans bracelet .ahh I just didn’t got it one girl thinks that the pink teddy was a waste of money second buys me  an expensive gift paired with a kiss

Now trouble knocked my door .I just had a thought that that if a gud girl would kiss me than u can guess I was expecting a few sips of coffee from the third one(don’t u misunderstand the coffee plzz).but I was out of money ,and already in negative soooo

This so was danger on my coffee and I didn’t wanted that. So I increased the amount I was going to return .yeah u got it right I borrowed few more bucks. And thought if both girls like that gift the last one too will so I bought the same gift. And went to her

 

Now just as I gifted her that I was expecting something (okay a lot) but what I got was completely shocking. her face turned into a clock showing 12 and she looked at me with a look full of misery . as a normal human being I asked her if she liked it and she said she does but her looks didn’t changed now after getting her gift she started telling me that I lacked shopping sense etc (big deal every guy does) and slowly and sweetly she asked me if the gift was exchangeable .

Now that was a heart breaker I was expecting few drops of coffee(u all might be wondering why am I talking abt just few drops of coffee because I am a sensible guy not the usual sort isn’t that simple)I also didn’t got my gift .

 

So u guys, u noticed three girls and all of them had different ex-pressions about the same okay similar pink teddy rather an expensive pink teddy. And there change of opinions cost me big debts, and more over it a loss of coffee sorry few drops of coffee.

 

God why u didn’t made girls just like men with same thoughts and same opinions.(if u guys don’t believe me then just share ur opinion on Julia Roberts , Angelina jolie or mallika sherawat ,I bet we all will quote same).why is it so difficult to understand a girl. If anybody ever gets an answer then plzz tell me coz this question owes me coffee……………

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